I Am A Senior Citizen

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Saturday, 13 September 2003, at 6:53 p.m.

I Am A Senior Citizen

1. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

2. I'm very good at telling stories - over and over and over and over...

3. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

4. I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, and dental care.

5. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians.

6. I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

 

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