Eggs

Posted By: Ginger Edwards
Date: Monday, 23 May 2005, at 6:37 p.m.

Eggs

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors'
special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good,"
My wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife
asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.

(thanks Bob & Emery)

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS

 

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