Computer Error Messages

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Monday, 25 August 2003, at 7:41 a.m.

Here are error messages reportedly seen on the computer screens in Japan, where some are written in Haiku. These are better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation."

-- The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more
exist.

-- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall
return.

-- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

-- Windows 98 or NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one
hears your screams.

-- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like
that.

-- Your file was so big. It might be very useful, but now it is
gone.

-- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

-- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

-- Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

-- You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

-- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

-- Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be
retyped.

-- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

-- Screen. Mind. Memory. All are blank.

 

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