Curtains

Posted By: Ginger Edwards
Date: Friday, 29 October 2004, at 8:44 a.m.

Curtains

A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches. "

"Fifteen inches? ? ? " asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?

" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains! "

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo . . . I've got Windoooooows! "

Messages In This Thread

Curtains
Ginger Edwards -- Friday, 29 October 2004, at 8:44 a.m.

Re: Curtains
jim -- Wednesday, 17 November 2004, at 1:44 p.m.

Re: Curtains
Ginger Edwards -- Friday, 19 November 2004, at 6:53 a.m.

 

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