House cleaning:

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Sunday, 19 September 2004, at 9:38 p.m.

House cleaning:

1 I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

2. I don't wax floors because .. I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because .. they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because .. I want every creature to have a home of their own.

5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

7. I don't put things away because .. I will never be able to find them again.

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

Messages In This Thread

House cleaning:
Ginger -- Sunday, 19 September 2004, at 9:38 p.m.

Re: House cleaning:
bob -- Monday, 20 September 2004, at 10:18 a.m.

Re: House cleaning:
Ginger -- Monday, 20 September 2004, at 9:43 p.m.

 

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