INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Sunday, 22 August 2004, at 11:10 a.m.

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron,
you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above,current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

 

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