Fractured Carols

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Tuesday, 9 December 2003, at 2:38 p.m.

Fractured Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

* We three kings of porridge and tar

* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

* Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

* He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

* Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

* With the jelly toast proclaim

* Olive, the other reindeer.

* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

* Sleep in heavenly peas

* In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

* You'll go down in Listerine

* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

* O come, froggy faithful

* You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

 

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