Dog Rules

Posted By: Jan
Date: Wednesday, 5 November 2003, at 11:25 a.m.

In Response To: Quotes about dogs (Ginger)

Dog Rules, Not to be broken, They are of course Jus' Dogs

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house.

2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever the heck he pleases.

6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old Furniture and then we'll sell the whole wo

Messages In This Thread

Quotes about dogs
Ginger -- Tuesday, 4 November 2003, at 3:34 p.m.

Re: Quotes about dogs
beatrice -- Wednesday, 5 November 2003, at 11:14 a.m.

Dog Rules
Jan -- Wednesday, 5 November 2003, at 11:25 a.m.

Dog Rules
Jan -- Wednesday, 5 November 2003, at 11:25 a.m.

 

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