EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME...

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Tuesday, 5 December 2006, at 8:10 a.m.

EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME...

"I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear any music or see colors if I don't forward this.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if I HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people.

There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old.
He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward this. People are just trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend.

If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along...
But even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if he does, I'm sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forwarded '<<<<<<<<' in it!"

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will be eaten by a werewolf!

 

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