Children's Science Exam Answers

Posted By: Jan
Date: Wednesday, 24 September 2003, at 11:31 a.m.

Children's Science Exam Answers

The following are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section"
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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Children's Science Exam Answers
Jan -- Wednesday, 24 September 2003, at 11:31 a.m.

Re: Children's Science Exam Answers *NM*
Ginger -- Thursday, 25 September 2003, at 7:23 a.m.

 

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