God, Get Lost

Posted By: Rae
Date: Wednesday, 9 May 2001, at 12:23 a.m.

In Response To: The Man the Beach and the Bible (Rae)

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a
long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell
Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said,
"God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we
can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on
and get lost."

God listened patiently to the man and after the scientist was done talking,
God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."

The man replied, "Okay, great!"

But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. go get your own dirt!"

Messages In This Thread

The Man the Beach and the Bible
Rae -- Wednesday, 9 May 2001, at 12:22 a.m.

God, Get Lost
Rae -- Wednesday, 9 May 2001, at 12:23 a.m.

*NM*
Ginger -- Wednesday, 9 May 2001, at 3:48 p.m.

 

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