Even More Things That Make Me Ponder

Posted By: Author
Date: Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 6:29 a.m.

In Response To: Yet More Things That Make Me Ponder (Author)

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Messages In This Thread

Yet More Things That Make Me Ponder
Author -- Tuesday, 1 May 2001, at 6:33 a.m.

*NM*
fantazzi -- Tuesday, 1 May 2001, at 8:18 p.m.

Even More Things That Make Me Ponder
Author -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 6:29 a.m.

Re: Even More Things That Make Me Ponder
Ginger -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 7:13 a.m.

Thanks Author!! *NM*
Droid -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 12:54 p.m.

 

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