Yet More Things That Make Me Ponder

Posted By: Author
Date: Tuesday, 1 May 2001, at 6:33 a.m.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Messages In This Thread

Yet More Things That Make Me Ponder
Author -- Tuesday, 1 May 2001, at 6:33 a.m.

*NM*
fantazzi -- Tuesday, 1 May 2001, at 8:18 p.m.

Even More Things That Make Me Ponder
Author -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 6:29 a.m.

Re: Even More Things That Make Me Ponder
Ginger -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 7:13 a.m.

Thanks Author!! *NM*
Droid -- Wednesday, 2 May 2001, at 12:54 p.m.

 

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