New Year's Resolutions for the Web Surfer

Posted By: Phil Edwards
Date: Friday, 4 January 2008, at 5:22 p.m.

New Year's Resolutions for the Web Surfer

This year, I'm going to read EVERY email I get...
unless it has an attached file called virus.exe

This year, I'm going to surf only serious, educational web sites...
unless I find more really cool, fun, or inspirational stuff

This year, I'm going install and use every Software program I buy...
unless I can't find the box later, or can't figure out the instructions

This year I'm going to resolve every ERROR message on my PC...
unless I can't find a 12-year-old to help me

This year I'm going to buy only one new toy for my PC...
unless there's a really great sale, or something new I don't have

This year I'm going to spend more time with family and friends...
unless they cancel their internet access or get rid of their PC

This year I'm going to say only nice words to my PC...
unless it won't do exactly what I want

This year I'm going to spend more time outside, enjoying nature...
unless it's too wet, too hot, too cold, or I'm having fun surfing

This year I'm going to backup all my important files...
which means of course, I'll need a new PC with a CD-ROM writer
and a , and a , and a ..

 

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