living in the 90's

Posted By: magical
Date: Tuesday, 26 October 1999, at 3:22 p.m.

You Know You Work In The 90's If......

1. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different organizations.

2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

3. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

4. You learn about your layoff on the news.

5. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

6. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
Third World countries' annual budgets combined.

8. It's dark when you drive to and from work.

9. Communication is something your section is having problems with.

10. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

11. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

12. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

13. You're already late on the work task you just got.

14. You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow,
thanks!"

15. Your supervisors' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in
your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."

16. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get
every January.

17. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".

18. You read this entire list and understood it.

Messages In This Thread

living in the 90's
magical -- Tuesday, 26 October 1999, at 3:22 p.m.

Re: living in the 90's
Ginger -- Wednesday, 27 October 1999, at 6:53 a.m.

 

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