Joke of the day

Posted By: magical
Date: Tuesday, 19 October 1999, at 7:59 p.m.

You all know my beleifs, and never send much of religious stuff, but ALL
> of you can appreciate this one in one way or another!
>
> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
> better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God
> was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God
> said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and
> I
> will judge who does the better job."
>
> So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They
> moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes.
> They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
> attachments. They downloaded.
> They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every
> known job.
>
> But ten minutes before their time was up,
> lghtning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
> rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
>
> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
> known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally
> flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
>
> Satan started searching frantically, screaming "it's gone! It's
> all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
>
> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
> from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irrate.
> "Wait! He cheated, How did he do it?"
>
> God shrugged and said "Jesus saves"

Messages In This Thread

Joke of the day
magical -- Tuesday, 19 October 1999, at 7:59 p.m.

Re: :-) "NIM"
Ginger -- Tuesday, 19 October 1999, at 9:26 p.m.

 

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