How to define classifieds

Posted By: magical
Date: Saturday, 16 October 1999, at 10:23 p.m.

How to interpret employment ads:

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our
competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will
dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on
your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to
replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in
perpetual chaos.

"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a
manager without the pay or respect.

"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have
to figure out what they want and do it.

Messages In This Thread

How to define classifieds
magical -- Saturday, 16 October 1999, at 10:23 p.m.

Re: How to define classifieds
Uncle Bob -- Sunday, 17 October 1999, at 5:08 a.m.

 

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